you can thank me later.

what I just ate (which was super filling and delicious):

• toast (toasted in a hello kitty toaster so it had kitty imprints on it, thank you for asking)
• mayo
• hummus
• mustard (a lot of mustard cuz i love mustard)
• chicken slices
• spinach (lots of spinach cuz i love spinach)
• red peppers
• red onions
• mozzarella cheese

the most filling sandwich I have ever made.

this is the most interesting spambot question I have ever gotten.

uh… no…

So I think you guys should have a hummus party. And if so I would love to come. I’m officially inviting myself to said hummus party. That is all.

NOTE FROM FUCKYEAHHOUMOUS:
DUDE. FUCK YEAH. THIS IS AN EXCELLENT IDEA LET’S MAKE THIS HAPPEN. WE SHOULD HAVE THIS HUMMUS PARTY AS SOON AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE.

FOLLOWERS, DO YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS WHERE THIS PARTY SHOULD HAPPEN?

Also, thank you Ekela for your lovely submission and even more lovely idea!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS.

wtfdoyoueatvegan:

In addition to Ramen for lunch I had some tomatoes, cucumber and hummus. yum! 

HUMMUS!!!111!!1!~~11@!!!ONE!

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

shannon-igans:

I just finished my Tribe and I need mooooore

now now now now

EVERYBODY NEEDS MORE HUMMUS

RHYMING HUMMUS IS GOOD HUMMUS

THIS LOOKS GOOD

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HUMMUS THIS PICTURE IS NOT FUNNY

thedailywhat:

Pizception of the Day: The “Meta-Pizza” — a pizza pie made from pizza-flavored snack foods.

Ingredients include: Pizza Supreme Doritos, Pizzalicious Pringles, Pepperidge Farm Flavor Blasted Xplosive Pizza Goldfish crackers, Pepperoni Pizza Combos and, playing the role of “sauce,” pizza-flavored hummus.

[mpls / craft.]

PIZZA HUMMUS WHAT

THESE COMMERCIALS MAKE ME LAUGH! MY NAME IS ALSO MICHELLE.

BUT I DON’T DRESS LIKE A PROSTITUTE. YIAYIA LOVES ME.

IT COMES WITH PRETZEL CRISPS.